One thing I hated was all the ass kissing in the Marine Corps. My fucking Staff Sergeant would volunteer us for everything just so that he can look good. The tasks would be evenly distributed to all the platoons but my douchebag SSGT would volunteer us to take most of the tasks anyways. Of course, he wouldn’t tell us that HE volunteered us for everything. This would put an unnecessary strain on my platoon.

He never did shit and he got the credit for everything my entire team did. I mean, what the shit? How does this work?

Fuck those god damn ass kissers. I fucking hated my SNCOs.

Kissing ass since 1775.