Fleet Marine Life #151 – Hookers In The House
A long time ago, a bunch of my fellow Marines had women (we weren’t allowed to have women) in their rooms. A noisy SNCO caught them and then the next day, those Marines and I were put on a military policeman course to get a certificate for pepper spray, and we weren’t even MPs! The thing is, to get this certificate, you had to get sprayed in the face with military grade pepper spray. I was blind for 2 hours and my face felt like it was in an oven because of someone else’s mistakes.
One of the Marines, LCPL Wendy, wrote to me saying:
“I got in so much trouble for having women in the villa. So I was placed on restriction… While on restriction, I witnessed a train of hookers walk into the back door of the SNCO and Officers villa in broad daylight… The same MARRIED men, who were desperately trying to NJP me, were having blatant affairs.”
Getting pepper sprayed for something you didn’t do since 1775.
I especially like how all the SNCOs have shitty haircuts.
I was FAP’d out to the MPs for a bit. On the day of the pepper spray training, I brought a prescription I had for a steroid medication. The sgts were all like, ‘oh man, it’s not so bad. Watch, you’re the guy who it doesn’t even affect.’ Then, like a true dickhead, he simulated getting sprayed and it having no affect.
The doc took one look at my prescription and said, ‘go home right now. I can’t even have you here on the course.’ The next day on the gates the other non-MPs were telling me how when they showered it burned their crotches as it washed down.
I like how one of the SNCOs has a 7.62 shirt on. Hahahaha!
OMG Finally made a new comic! I was about to stop even checking.
YES DUDE YOU MADE IT!!!! You’re awesome K, keep up the good work!