Fleet Marine Life

Marines love to drink so much that they celebrate everything by drinking a lot. This sounds fine and dandy, but once you’ve seen the monsters that come out on special holidays, like Christmas, then you won’t be so sure. When people drink too much, you may find out that they may have split personalities. I’ve personally seen alcoholism bring out the inner demon (retardation) within.

I remember seeing one of my Corporals coming to the morning accountability formation still drunk from last night. He was normally a very chill person, but with alcohol, the demon possessed him to start some shit in the formation.

You’ve got to be careful who you drink with in the Corps. If your buddy gets too drunk and stupid, you can’t just leave your buddy’s ass on the street. Because if you do, he’s going to start blabbermouthing a bunch of shit about your ass to PMO. Next thing you know, you’re getting NJP’d for shit you didn’t even do. Guilty through association.

If you’re celebrating Christmas in the Marine Corps, please don’t overdo the alcohol. You may wake up in a prison cell or find out that you have to register as a sex offender for life.

Celebrating Christmas by passing out drunk on the floor in a puddle of our own puke since 1775.