{"id":87,"date":"2011-04-03T23:49:22","date_gmt":"2011-04-04T06:49:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fleetmarinelife.com\/?page_id=87"},"modified":"2011-11-07T23:53:12","modified_gmt":"2011-11-08T04:53:12","slug":"characters","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.fleetmarinelife.com\/?page_id=87","title":{"rendered":"Characters"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"Joe Jay<\/strong> – The average US citizen turned US Marine. Likes weed.<\/p>\n

\"\"Shitbag Steve<\/strong> – A shitty Marine. Always fucking it up for everyone else. NJP Magnet.<\/p>\n

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The Staff Sergeant<\/strong> – A bitter shell of a man who drives his Marines like slaves and then writes awards for himself. He’s a highly brainwashed, high-and-tight wearing asshole you hope to god never gets put in charge of you or your platoon. Injustice is his middle name and fuck-fuck is the games he plays. His hobbies include fucking junior Marines over and finding ways to advance his career at the expense of others.<\/p>\n

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A Good Sergeant<\/strong> – He’s always trying to do the right thing… unfortunately, at the expense of his career.<\/p>\n

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PFC Moto<\/strong> – A highly motivated, fresh out of boot camp Marine. He enjoys saying OORAH and SEMPER FI as much as he loves doing work . Does all the work and never gets acknowledged.<\/p>\n

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The General<\/strong> – Thousands of Marines must follow the insane whims of this man who wears a shiny silver star on his collar.<\/p>\n

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The Corpsman (Doc)<\/strong> – Maltreatment is thy middle name.<\/p>\n

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